What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Leafs Jokes More Leafs Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs