Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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What do you call a rough Italian neighborhood?

A Spaghetto

Why does the disinterested Italian man have perfect skin?

Because he's aloof-a

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What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

What is the worst dinosaur to take to a restaurant?

A pretentious connoisseurous.

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Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

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What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."