What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

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What does the European say to the black couple?

I ship them

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!