Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active french armed forces.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato?

You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you.

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.