Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

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What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

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How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving