What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

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What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

What do you call an Italian suppository?

Innuendo.

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What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

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What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)