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Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)
This is the most violent thing I've ever read.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
Why should you There's a clock on the oven.
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
One's constantly preparing for lunch.
Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.
A lunchbox
A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'
Trying to read the road signs!!!
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
30 because that's peasants work.
Don't go back to those two places.
Yell B-52.
A real mess on your hands.
On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.
