Mute
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)
A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'
Trying to read the road signs!!!
Because she stole his heart
I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
Jergen's lotion.
On a blind date!
Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot
More time on tests.
A lunchbox
Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.
They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(
NASA.
A Dairy Heir.
I'm not letting you cook dinner again
A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
You dont. There is a clock on the oven.
