Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

What do you call an adopted ghost?

Transparent