What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

Why are there so few black hockey players?

Because there was no cotton in Canada.

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

Why do black people never dream?

Cause the last black person who dreamed, got shot.

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.