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What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear?

SPEEEED!

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What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

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Top Gear,