SPEEEED!
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They both used to be on top gear.
They were both on Top Gear.
Top Gear,
5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.
A smile !
On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.
He can't do 'top gear' anymore!
Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.
It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
They were both on top gear.
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A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P
It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
So he always hits the green when he's driving.
A "Razer Blade"
Razer.
If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
Your mother never ran away to join the circus.
Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!
They have turtlenecks
