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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Gear Jokes More Gear Jokes

What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.