What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

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What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.