What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

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Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

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What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency