What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

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What's black and yellow and makes everyone laugh?

A school bus full of black people falling off a cliff.

Which one will fall off first?

The one with the smaller mu.

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What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.