Coma Toe Jokes

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

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Because windows 7 8 9

What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!