What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim, denim, denim.

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What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.