What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

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What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

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How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

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What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it