What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

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Who farted?

Best game of Highway Jeopardy ever.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

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What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

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How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.