What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

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What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?

One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....

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What is the tastiest car ever?

The BMW I8.

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.