What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

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What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between PHP and PCP?

One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

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What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.