How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

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Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday?

A once in a lifetime opportunity.

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What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

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What do you call bread baked in the south?

inbred

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

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Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

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Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

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What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.