Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.