What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

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What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

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What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

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What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

The IV Drip