What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

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Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

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How many cops does it take to push a man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.