What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

8008132

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!