What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Pinnochio Jokes More Pinnochio Jokes

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know