What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

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How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids

Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno?

101 damnations

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

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What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.