What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

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Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

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What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.