What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

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Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.