What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer?

A stagnation

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What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.