How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.

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How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

How many Sore Losers does it take to change a Lightbulb?

Won.

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

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What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Marxist Jokes More Marxist Jokes

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.