Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.