Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

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When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!