Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

Concentrate Jokes More Concentrate Jokes

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.