A midwife crisis.
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A midwife crisis
Flush the toilet.
Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.
Pole Position
Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
A kid.
A broad abroad on a board aboard.
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
The old one was made of steal.
Because it had too many threads.
Homeless
He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.
It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
