Midwife Crisis Jokes

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

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It's the one who has knee pads on.

Where does he go next?

The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning