Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

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What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

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What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

Speedometer Jokes More Speedometer Jokes

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.