What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.