Edge Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

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Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

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What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

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Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

New Air Brake Jokes More New Air Brake Jokes

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Scot Jokes More Scot Jokes

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.