Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
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Because he's always standing by The Edge.
Because he's close to The Edge
Because he was too close to The Edge.
To throw the Roadrunner off.
A precipuss.
So it would push back.
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He wanted to test out his new air brakes.
It takes the edge off it
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Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
Ebowla.
The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
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Turtles all the way down
Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".
One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.
He was taking a shot.
Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.
A: We ain't sayin' nuthin'.
Cut the rope.
Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Scissor me timbers
Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.
He's never comfortable in his own scales.
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
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