What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

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What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

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What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

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What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.