What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

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Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.