What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?

One of them is a bunch of cunning runts

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget...."

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

14 Year Jokes More 14 Year Jokes

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)