What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

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What do Alan Turing and a well-mixed solution have in common?

They're both homo-genius.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

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Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.