What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

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What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

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What do you call a punchline that makes no sense?

A Bobbitt

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

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What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!