What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

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Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy?

Blunt Trauma

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money