What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

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What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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What do you call a manager that hasn't grown up yet?

A kidager

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?

Internettles.

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What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

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How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!