Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

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How do you say the word "peanuts" without the letter "t"?

Think about it.

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz