Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

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Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Why didn't the Middle Eastern man go to jail?

Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.

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Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

Why was the peanut so salty?

Because it got R O A S T E D