What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

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Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

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What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

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What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.