What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

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What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )