What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?

A polo bear !

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

System Jokes More System Jokes

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.