What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

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How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole