What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

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What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"

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What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

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Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

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Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

Older

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

Crimea Jokes More Crimea Jokes

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.