What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

What do the song "Dixie Chicken" and a Klansman have in common?

You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

Wire haired terriers !!

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Crimea Jokes More Crimea Jokes

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.