What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

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Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.