What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.