What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS