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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

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They are both straight until it gets hot.

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How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

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What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

impasta

What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.

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What do you call a fake spaghetti?

An impasta

What do you call fake spaghetti?

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What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

What do you call a postmodernist ravioli?

An intellectual impasta'.

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Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.