What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Who's the top selling author in Russia?

Salman Rush B

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.