What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.