What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

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What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

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What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!