Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...
Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!
Because you know they're guilty.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Because he went crackers.
Cheesus
God doesn't punish anyone twice.
A: Because 36 would be too many.
Because it is only 2/5 solution.