How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

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How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

How did the bucket's mom know he was sick?

He was a little pail.

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What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers?

A virgin.

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

What's the most racist fraction?

3/5