Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

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Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

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What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.