Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

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What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

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How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

Plaice Jokes More Plaice Jokes

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?

Your plaice or mine' !

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.