What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

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What is Santa's favorite band?

Slayer.

What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

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What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause