What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

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What ethnicity is Santa?

North Poleish

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.