What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause