What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

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Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause