The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
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because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.
I told you it would rain, dear.
You're getting too wrapped up in your work!
Looks like rein dear"
Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.
Getting sleighed.
It was raining cats and dogs
The sun!
They lock their doors and windows.
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema
she shattered his jaw!
It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not
An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.
Because they hold the reins!
Because Santa came early this year.
Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.
Little Caesars
ten tickles
I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."