What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

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What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?

Nothing, somebody already told her twice"

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).