How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

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Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs?

Seriously I dont know.....

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way